*I tried adding a lil humor...let's see how this goes*
Welcome to the nomination ceremony. As Head of Household, it is my responsibility to nominate two of you bitches for eviction.
To start off, I would just like to say thank the three of who elected me to be the first Head of Household. I have never won a Head of Household before this
EVER, and just a few minutes ago I won my first Power of Veto ever as well. It is just an amazing feeling. And if you're the kind who always loses competitions, don't worry your time will come.
Anyways, the first key goes to the most special, funniest, prettiest, all time best big brother houseguest ever. He deserves it so much, and I'm so glad I met this guy. Anyone who meets him just lights up, you should all get to know him, he's just simply the best guy in the whole world!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The next key goes to....................
Cassi, for placing your token inside the Big Brother Slot Machine during the first Head of Household Competition, you took a risk, and you earned safety for the week, I couldn't nominate you even if I tried (and trust me I did.)
Now the REAL key ceremony!
Janelle, I used your toothbrush...........as toilet paper. I hope this makes up for that.
Amy, I ate some of your prized cheese, so uhm.....please don't kill me.
James, I haven't done anything bad to you yet, but I'm going to. So, here's an early apology! :D
Erika, I put your extensions in the Big Brother slop *teehee* Someone ate them....
Jase, I think you ate Erika's extensions.....................
Lawon, you snore, so I tried suffocating you with a pillow. I failed.
Danielle, I used your razor to shave the hair on my............upper thigh area............
Memphis, I puked in your hat after I got drunk............twice.
The last key goes to.............
It's your birthday, so you get your key last!......That made more sense in my head......
I have nominated Lisa and Dominic for eviction. I have only had a few days to get to know people, and unfortunately I haven't gotten to know the two of you. Lisa, all I got from you was a very small PM not much into it. I can't make a feast with breadcrumbs. Dominic, we have had two conversations, both have been very short, and you just randomly stopped talking. I assume you are probably busy, but I really don't have much to go on.
Lisa, and Dominic, do not feel discouraged. I am giving you an advantage right now that you may not even realize. You can prove yourself to me, and to the house with this Power of Veto. You are one of only six people that actually has a chance in guarunteeing their safety. There are a handful of others who will not be given that chance, and will go up if one of you two comes off. There are a bunch of others I barely talked to, that barely escaped nomination, and might be sitting where you two are.
Lisa and Dominic, I hereby ask for the both of you two to fight your asses off for that veto, guarantee yourself safety, and prove just how badly you both want to be here.
As for the rest of you, this is a social game. If you don't want to be social, I don't want you in the game. There's plenty of people in this house that like talking, and like making friends, so if you aren't willing to put in the effort, then don't play. I'm sure many of you have talked to others, but if you haven't talked to anyone or hardly anyone, let this be a warning.
With that being said, this nomination ceremony is adjourned.
sry lisa and dom:/ best of luck to u 2 in the veto competition!
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